CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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