So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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