I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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