I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
whose ass print is on the piano?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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