her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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