So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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