This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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