why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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