How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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