last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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