Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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