Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The air was thick with penises
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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