THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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