Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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