then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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