we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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