Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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