So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
