And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
