i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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