normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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