I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ugly people sure do ruin things
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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