32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Never underestimate the power of titties
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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