i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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