I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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