So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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