Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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