people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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