wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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