No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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