Non-Jews are for practice
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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