ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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