I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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