Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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