She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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