porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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