Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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