something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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