no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
