i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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