So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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