He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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