His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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