Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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