I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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