So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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