There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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