it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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