Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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