Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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