I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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